“life will be better in spring”

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here are some jokes...

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

TEACHER:Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it?
Pupil: It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

Teacher: What's a snakes favorite subject in class?
Pupil: Hissssstory.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.